What are Disney movies missing?
Well disturbing plot twists of course! To be honest, they boast a lack of any plot twist. But what if they had weird but interesting plot twists? Now, Yo all know that good plot twists can make any movie amazing while bad ones can make a good movie bad.
Whether these twists end up on the bad or good spectrum is all up to you.
#1 John Smith gives Pocahontas small-pox tainted blankets.
#2 Gepetto wishes for a girl.
#3 Frozone is the Father of babyy Jack-Jack.
#4 Pinocchio is entirely a dream had by a piece of firewood.
#5 Wall-E like to make human trash blocks.
#6 Wall-E finds a remote key fob for the husk of Lightning McQueen.
#7 Black death has returned in Paris. (Ratatouille)
#8 Ariel is a hideous sea monster.
#9 Quasimodo is actually Claude Frollo.
#10 Nazis are using Dumbo as a secret weapon.
#11 Because of the long nap, Snow White is need of serious grooming.
#12 Belle is actually an android made by her Father.
#13 Ariel gives birth translucent amber eggs.
#14 Buzz is turned into a murderous human-hater after having his setting adjusted.
#15 Anthropomorphic vibrator.
#16 Eve displays record of a nuclear war while in a coma.
#17 Simba is actually scars child.
#18 Beast shaves to look more like a human.
#19 Jafar asks Genie to kill Aladdin.
#20 Remy is actually genetically altered rat.
#21 Gepetto sells his soul to Jiminy Cricket to bring Pinocchio to life.
#22 Sully is a stoner at the Monster U.
#23 Custer attends a meeting for video game villains.
#24 Peter pan is groped by his shadow.
#25 Marry Poppins is hit by a jet when she is sitting on a cloud.
#26 Gepetto actually prays to the demon from Fantasia.
#27 Alice sees that Snow White and Cinderella are making out in Wonderland.
#28 Cthulu is Ariels dad.
#29 Just like in real life EA games owns everything.
#30 A baby stitch is born as he tears out of Lilo’s chest.
#31 Mulans big reveal is quite the opposite.
#32 The AristocRats, A mash up of Aristocats and the documentary about the world’s filthiest joke.
#33 The iconic spaghetti scene goes a little different than before.