Malaika Aman
Being a Princess is hard.
I mean other than having no real family, always being hunted. You also have to deal with unusual fashion problems. I mean why aren’t you allowed to wear comfortable footwear?
They do work all day and a comfortable set of shoe will go a long way. Or why not wear a dress that is not poofy at the end? Well, we don’t now the answer to that. But we can certainly pose more questions.
#1 There is not other way to change your clothes except magic.
After all, that is how we all humans do it right?
#2 Your gloves are the only thing keeping your powers in check.
I know I conjure up a storm when someone snatches away my gloves.
#3 Your clothes always get caught on branches and stuff.
It’s actually her own fault for wearing such a long dress when she ran away from her mother.
#4 It is always so hard to find headphones that match with your clothes.
These days however, you can literally find any color of headphone even a ‘hello kitty’ one.
#5 You can never fur because the person you live with is made of fur.
I mean that is pretty dis-respectable right? Although no one should wear real fur period.
#6 You can hardly ever breath properly with that corset.
Who even likes that kind of unnaturally thin waist? I’d rather breath.
#7 Nobody even changes your clothes before they bury you.
Come one guys! She is wearing the same clothes she was cleaning your house with.
#8 You never get to wear comfortable shoes.
‘Beauty is pain.’ Need I say more?
#9 Prints aren’t a thing in your life. It’s either pink or blue.
Whats wrong with that Tye and dye dress? Aurora would have looked so much cooler.
#10 Your big gold accessories can nearly rip your ear in half.
It might not look like it but ear are not made for putting dangly things in tiny holes.
#11 It is impossible to wash out huntsman tears out of your dress.
It’s even harder than washing blood off your dress!
#12 The villains always get to wear much cooler clothes and accessories.
Villains just look way cooler from their clothes to their accessories while Princesses get to wear boring tiaras.
#13 You can never tie your bow right. It always comes out comically large.
At least she tried right?
#14 You get to wear an uncomfortable bra made of shells hurrah?
Because there is obviously no other material under the sea right?
#15 You never have time to find proper footwear for an adventure.
No time to find shoes? Bare-feet it is!