This is how it would have gone if it made any ‘sense’.
No, I am not hating on Beauty and the Beast. Quite the contrary it is one of my favorite fairytale. Even thought it has so many plot holes and the main protagonist has a serious mental illness. But magic right?
One person however wanted the truth. How would the movie had been if it was somewhat based in reality and characters actually had common sense. Turns not quite as ‘romantic’ and ‘magical’.
#1 Okay, That is just rude! The flower is so pretty. I’d let her in.
#2 I totally get his point! Never open the door to weird old lady who is actually a hot young enchantress.
#3 Can’t a weird enchantress come knock on my door?
#4 To be honest they did nothing while his dad ruined him. Counts as something right? Right!?
#5 I would probably care more about my genitals too or lack thereof.
#6 That is how you know it is true love!
#7 Ahh yes, Remember the chip in the little boys face?
Do you think this is how the movie should have ended? Or is too harsh for a family friendly movie? Comment on below and let us know!