Malaika Aman
Who will you defeat?
Which movie will you be the hero of? Would defeat the evil and narcissistic witch obsessed with her beauty or the half woman half octopus? So many choices and such little time!
That is why we have done all the dirty work for you. You just have to show up and look like a……hero basically.
#1 Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Judge Claude Frollo.
I will choose fire every f*cking time. Even If i have to burn in the fire for eternity.
#2 Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Ursula.
Nice try Ain’t nobody gonna fall for that again.
#3 Aries – (March 21 – April 19) – Hades.
Who the hell does he think he is!? Get him! I believe in you.
#4 Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) – Shere Khan.
He might be the king of jungle now but he hasn’t met you yet and he’ll regret that encounter.
#5 Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) – Cruella De Vil.
She crazy! Just look at her eyes. You’ll win easily since you are not distracted by dogs unless you want to pet them.
#6 Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) – Maleficent.
Don’t worry you’ll be able to subdue her.
#7 Leo – (July 23 – August 22) – Scar.
You just have to do one thing. Avenge Mufasa’s murder!
#8 Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) – Jafar.
He is just a unhinged man. You can take him on easily.
#9 Libra – (September 23 – October 22) – The Evil Queen.
She cares much more about her beauty. You won’t pose a threat to her and you can attack when she is the most vulnerable.
#10 Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) – Yzma.
Come on! The squirrel was just trying to him you.
#11 Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) – Gaston.
He might have the muscles. But you obviously have the smarts.
#12 Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Dr. Facelier.
I mean , does he look even a tiny bit scary? I got your back.