Good people of the internet, today we’ll be telling you why the animated “Beauty and the Beast” is one of the most screwed up movies ever!
Why? Because you deserve it, that’s why!
The thing is, when we watched it as kids, it had a profound impact on us. After all, it’s a fairy tale and who doesn’t like the bright and colorful lights and beautiful animation of a fairy tale as a kid?
But when you watch the movie as an adult, you realize a couple of things.
What are those things? What are the revelations? Let’s find out!
We’ll Start With Belle
Yes, she’s an asshole!
She acts so holier-than-thou all the time.
She Sings Rude Songs About Her Neighbors Like They Can’t Even Hear Her
Really, She’s Very Condescending!
Belle CLAIMS she wants more than the Prince’s ~provincial life~ and then becomes a princess in a big empty castle in the middle of nowhere.
She Sold Out All Her Values for a Man!
Next Up: The Beast
He’s a top-grade royalty asshole.
As a Prince, He Was Selfish and Vain. He and All His Friends Are Put Under a Curse LITERALLY Because of How Terrible He is
So what does he do to reverse that curse? He abducts a woman and holds her hostage until she falls in love with him.
Then We Have the Enchanted Objects — Lumière, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts — and Yes, Even Chip!
If They Really Gave a Fuck About Belle, They’d Let Her Escape
Instead, they trick an innocent woman into falling in love with a monster-man, so they can be freed from a curse. Do these people have no moral compass?
Next Up is Maurice!
Just Look at His Guilt-Ridden Face!
Maurice started this whole mess by trespassing on private property. That’s breaking and entering, dude!
Some Believe Maurice is Responsible for His Wife’s Untimely Death
And Finally, We Have the Villains. Needless to Say, They’re All Assholes
Gaston is a sexist pig, Le Fou is complicit as well, yada yada. This one’s obvious.
Every Single Character in This Film Needs to Take a Long, Hard Look in That Magic Mirror
They’re all assholes!
Except for the Stepstool-Dog. He’s cool. He can stay.
So, what do you think?
Agree with our views or not?
Let us know in the comments below!